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stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

37 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |9,611 notes

allthemiddlefingers:

lucrezialoveshercesare:

actual Harry Potter

the awkward moment when the actor playing harry potter is a better representation of book harry potter than movie harry potter

38 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |325,487 notes

toronjas:

Tumblr has ruined me and I don’t even know if it’s in a good or bad way

Like I’ll think “lol ok but fix ur unibrow before talking to me” but then I think “well what if they like their unibrow? What if they want it like that?”

39 minutes ago on April 23rd, 2014 |2,563 notes

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

1 hour ago on April 23rd, 2014 |139,050 notes

artbymoga:

officialsamwinchester:

has this been done yet

Pluto hit me right in the feels

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |51,579 notes

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |177,491 notes

wander-illustrious:

Not-evil Morgana from modern Merlin AUs is who I aspire to be.

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |264 notes

nico-hulkenbutt:

doctor-ood:




I present you: Eurovision 2013

Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |52,228 notes

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |358,226 notes
datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |65,227 notes
teacher: i’m gonna-
me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”
2 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |32,513 notes

I just realised that when people write ‘oh my’ it’s probably meant to be read like an incomplete ‘oh my god’???

I’ve always read it like some timid victorian lady is getting flustered and flapping her hands around her face going ‘oh my, dearie me, oh what a horror.’

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |14 notes
3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |2,692 notes

one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |22,753 notes
“It is your fate to be the greatest king Camelot has ever known.”
3 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 |3,801 notes