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okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

2 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |85,508 notes
mind-the-neurogasm:


gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

4 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |22,408 notes
rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

rhydonmyhardon:

lopmon:

i’m screaming

delete this

8 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |60,952 notes

slytherinvevo:

whenever teddy lupin spends time in muggle london, random strangers will go up to him and ask where he goes to get his hair dyed bc “it looks so authentic!” and he just smiles and says “my mum” 

12 minutes ago on October 20th, 2014 |10,186 notes

the-profound-assbutt:

Does anyone else hear this in your head?

         Because I heard it like 50 times over the course of making it.

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |7,661 notes

condesces:

*makes a post* *refreshes immediately seeking validation*

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |8,790 notes

myownfashiionbook:

quickdraw-kiddo:

k1mkardashian:

Good for her!

Oh

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |194,594 notes

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |17,331 notes
k009:

gosh diddly darn

k009:

gosh diddly darn

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |61,002 notes
mynameisbibliophile:

theautumnmix:

The words on this page mean so much to me

This made my heart ache so bad.

mynameisbibliophile:

theautumnmix:

The words on this page mean so much to me

This made my heart ache so bad.

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |808 notes

shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |40,336 notes
thnksfrthevenom:

kootras-cap:

remember me for scenturies

smells like you only sweeter

thnksfrthevenom:

kootras-cap:

remember me for scenturies

smells like you only sweeter

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |10,983 notes

anoia:

wingbeifong:

toph can see everything from the swamp. she sees her daughters everyday. they just dont know it

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Can’t she technically bend wherever she can see?  Like this?

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What if they have stone floors and she moves things in their rooms just slightly- Suyin’s favorite pens go missing for weeks, then turn up back in their normal spot, there’s a painting in Lin’s apartment that is always off kilter, no matter how many times she fixes it.  Very subtly driving them both crazy.

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |3,750 notes
britney:

mindbodyspirittransformation:

Britney’s distant cousin

britney:

mindbodyspirittransformation:

Britney’s distant cousin

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2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |107,740 notes

jerkidiot:

kraft-mac-and-cheese:

90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

then why would you go to the bathroom

2 hours ago on October 20th, 2014 |115,963 notes