they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

natreidess:

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

i m p o s s i b l e

At this point I think he’s just taking mini-naps

or he’s a member of brock’s family

tundrawoman:

Best fake interview ever.

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

s0uls-afire:

in-castiel-we-trust:

pleaseimbeyonce:

jared is basically the size of a door

I looked at this and looked at my door like 5 times…

i just looked at my door too and i jumped 

I just went and stood in front of my door

i wonder if anybody’s actually had feelings for me, like actually got upset or mad over little things i did and got jealous and confused over me and thought about me on a regular basis. i feel like i’m the only person that ever really cares about anyone and that nobody’s ever felt that way for me.

ben-j-whishaw:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

“Arthur won’t even notice I’m gone”

ejacutastic:

copacetic-peace:

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

Floppy piece of flesh….. Incorrect

HOW IS THAT INCORRECT WHAT THE FUKC ELSE IS THAT

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

chaztheweasel:

doctorwho:

The opening credits to Doctor Who: The Stolen Earth

#the most epic credits in the history of ever