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insidethelonelyheartsclub:

nerdismyhobby:

so-many-frequencies:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

well wooden shoe look at that

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

I ll pay for your friendship

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |23,241 notes
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2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |17,537 notes

Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

riverknowshisname:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

you’d be surprised

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |27,074 notes

minagoroshi-hen:

do u ever just look at certain urls on ur dash and think fondly, “my crew”

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |16,536 notes
uhouse:

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firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

uhouse:

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firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above

this post makes me cry every single damn time

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |425,599 notes

intersectionalfeminism:

Just to get this straight, in this double page spread there are:

  • Fat women
  • Of different races
  • Who are unedited (note the stomach and the rolls)
  • And are being praised for being the weight they are (and eating what they want)
  • While they are all being quotes talking about being healthy at any weight

I mean, this still isn’t perfect, but this is pretty damned impressive for a mainstream tabloid. 

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |114,756 notes

hip-hip-poohray:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

I demand fan art of each individual otter on this list. 

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |122,675 notes

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |831,666 notes

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silverstream808:

comicbookactionsidekick:

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Things I did not know until now. DAMNIT HITLER.

The swastika means peace. But then hitler messed it up for everyone. The nazi flag literally is a flag of peace.

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |65,891 notes

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

2 hours ago on April 20th, 2014 |14,786 notes

Okay I need some quick book recommendations to bring my Amazon order total up to £10 or more (it’s currently £7) so that I can get free delivery on my shit. 

Help?

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |2 notes

meechwoods:

THAT SECOND GIF.
CAN WE JUST SAY THAT STILES’ UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE BONERS ARE REAL AND BE DONE WITH IT BECAUSE THAT IS A “YOU JUST MADE IT INTO THE SPANK BANK AND I AM GONNA MAKE A HELLUVA DEPOSIT” LOOK. 

i don’t even ship this like at all but that is a thing that happened

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |9,979 notes
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doctorandhisponds:

perfectdisarray:

breathingnewyorkair:

Did you all know that Pixar created a special trailer for Monsters Inc. to show specifically before Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone??

Well they did. There are 15 other things about Monsters, Inc. you might not know about yet either which you can read here: x 

That just made me feel a lot better.

This is beautiful

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |42,465 notes

leonqueerwata:

ok but a slytherin student from some hoity-toity pureblood family becoming ridiculously infatuated with muggle culture

and they just approach some muggleborn gryffindor who’s immediately on guard and waiting for some kind of insult but then the pureblood pulls a fucking nokia flip phone out of their robes and says “ALRIGHT, HOW DO YOU GET THIS TO WORK. I’VE BEEN PRESSING ON THE BUTTONS FOR THE PAST HOUR AND IT HASN’T DONE ANYTHING”

(it needs to be charged)

5 hours ago on April 19th, 2014 |6,442 notes